The Difference Between Girls and Boys

Another interesting conversation with Aiden tonight. This kids' mind never stops working!

As Aiden is getting out of the shower and I'm helping him get dried off, pj's on, etc. he says to me:

"Mom, why do you have that line there?"

I'm thinking, what the heck is he talking about? "What line Aiden?"

He then points to my cleavage! I know, I'm currently in transition between clothes (maternity vs. regular clothes and we know what breastfeeding can do to us women).

"I don't have that line there - see?"

"Well, Aiden, God just made that line there for mommies. It helps us to give our babies milk." Seriously, this kid puts me on the spot with these questions all the time. And being sleep deprived, I'm running out of clever, but true answers!

"Why do only mommy mammals get to feed their babies milk?"

"God made us that way, one of the may differences between men and women."

"Oh."

And then he was off to pick out some books for bedtime! Gotta love him!! :)

Squishy Grapes

As Aiden was getting out of the shower tonight, here is the conversation we had:

"Mom, guess what?"

"What Aiden?"

"These two things on each side of my pee pee feel like squishy grapes."

Um, I was at a loss for words, so I told him not to squeeze them too hard!